facts u dont know

27. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
26. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
25. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
24. Its impossible to smoke oneself to death with weed. You won’t be
able to retain enough motor control and consciousness to do so after
such a large amount. (Common Sense)
23. Uncle Phil, from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, did the voice of
Shredder in the TMNT cartoon.
22. Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.
21. The US national anthem actually has three verses, but everyone
just knows the first one.
20. During World War II, IBM built the computers the Nazis used to
manage their death/concentration camps.
19. The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier
than the weight of the human population.
18. The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil
war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led by a man who
thought he was the brother of Jesus Christ.
17. Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people
die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of
people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now,
than before you finished reading this.
16. Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
15. The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the
number of all the people that have died. Ever.
14. The average American consumes 1.2 pounds of spider eggs a year and
eat 2.5 pounds of insect parts a year.
13. The Kamp Krusty episode of the Simpson’s was originally meant to
be made as the Simpsons movie.

Human Face Like Tree

11. There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which
you’ve probably never heard of.
10. Scientists have determined that fungi are more closely related to
human beings and animals than to other plants.
9. In some (maybe all) Asian countries, the family name is written
first and the individual name written second (opposite of the America
method). That’s why Asian athletes like Yao Ming and Ichiro Suzuki
have Yao and Ichiro written on their jerseys. Those are their family
names and in America their names are written Ming Yao and Suzuki
Ichiro.
8. Abe Lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860
7. A German World War II submarine was sunk due to malfunction of the toilet.
6. Washington State has the longest single beach in the United States.
Long Beach, WA.
5. The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom
underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.
4. The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named El Pueblo
la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula.
3. 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.
This isn’t true; Joseph Swan did.
2. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the
tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found
edible.
1. The Population of the world can live within the state boundaries of Texas.

funny exam answers

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

"Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material.
For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam.
Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False).
You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers.
It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question.
Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C"

FunnFunny SCIENCE Exam Answersy SCIENCE Exam Answers

• # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
• # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
• A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
• When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
• For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
• The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
• Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
• Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
• To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
• Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
• To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
• Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
• Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
• Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
• H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
• Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
• Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
• Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
• For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
• To prevent contraception use a condominium.
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

other funny answers
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. [ See explanation ]
2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?" [ See explanation ]
3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada. [ See explanation ]
4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. [ See explanation ]
5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth. [ See explanation ]
6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name. [ See explanation ]
7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. [ See explanation ]
8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. [ See explanation ]
9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. [ See explanation ]
10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus." [ See explanation ]
11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them. [ See explanation ]
12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense. [ See explanation ]
13. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature. [ See explanation ]
14. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head. [ See explanation ]
15. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah." [ See explanation ]
16. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. [ See explanation ]
17. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. [ See explanation ]
18. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. [ See explanation ]
19. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. [ See explanation ]
20. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this. [ See explanation ]
21. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. [ See explanation ]
22. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms. [ See explanation ]
23. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. His mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. [ See explanation ]
24. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. [ See explanation ]
25. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees. [ See explanation ]
26. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large. [ See explanation ]
27. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this. [ See explanation ]
28. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children. [ See explanation ]
29. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. [ See explanation ]
30. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign. [ See explanation ]
31. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Still reading? Have you no work to do? [ See explanation ]
32. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers. [ See explanation ]

Explanations:

Note: not all the grammatical/spelling errors have been corrected - only brief explanation of why they are funny or strange have been provided.
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics (hieroglyphics). They lived in the Sarah Dessert (Sahara Desert) and traveled by Camelot (camel). The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere (if they live elsewhere, how can they be inhabitants?). Back
2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures (characters). In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis (Genesis), Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?" (these are very strange versions of the biblical stories of Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel!)  Note: not all the grammatical/spelling errors have been corrected - only brief explanation of why they are funny or strange have been provided. Back
3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.(if it doesn't have any ingredients, how can it be bread?) Moses went up on Mount Cyanide (Sinai) to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada (Canaan). Back
4. Solomom (should be "Solomon") had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines (concubines). Back
5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured (cultured) people, and without them we wouldn't have history (Really? No history?). The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth (???). Back
6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name (if he had that name then he was Homer, wasn't he?). Back
7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock (hemlock). After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. (after his death, he was dead!) Back
8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits (hurled discusses), and threw the java (javelin). Back
9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. (Robert Scott points out that "The original writer may have been thinking that Romans and Romanies were the same people.  But neither word appears etymologically connected with "roam"".) Back
10. Julius Caesar extinguished (distinguished) himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him (He was murdered on the Ides of March) because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus (“It is thee [you]”)." Back
11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them ("Tyranny" should be "tyrant". Even though it would appear that you can't torture someone by playing the violin to them – although the way some people play the violin, it is torture! – Austin Ramano has pointed out that “Nero did actually torture people with musical instruments.  He was a famously incompetent musician who would hold concerts for hours on end.  Declining an invitation, leaving early or criticizing him could result in your death.  People were known to feign childbirth or even to fake their own deaths to escape those concerts”.) Back
12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak (burnt at the stake) and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw (“canonized” should be “canonised” - Bernard Shaw wrote a play called Saint Joan. Joan of Arc was cannonized by Pope Pius X). Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense ("Offense" should be "offence" - usually, being hanged once is quite enough!). Back
13. In midevil (medieval) times most people were alliterate (illiterate). The greatest writer of the futile (middle) ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature (aren't poems and verses literature?). Back
14. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head (it was the apple that was on his son's head when William shot it!). Back
15. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah." (To 'expose yourself' means to show your naked body! No wonder her troops all shouted "hurrah"!) Back
16. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible (Gutenberg printed the bible, which had been 'invented' long before!). Another important invention was the circulation of blood (Nobody invented that except, perhaps, for God!). Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking (He popularized tobacco). And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper (Sir Francis Drake circumnavigated the world in a 100 foot clipper!) Back
17. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday (could you born on another day than your birthday?). He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies (that's not the right word!), all in Islamic (iambic) pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet (couple). Romeo's last wish was to be laid (to rest?) by Juliet. Back
18. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote (Don Quixote). The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained (but did he regain paradise because his wife died?). Back
19. During the Renaissance America began (the place had actually been there for a long time by then!). Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing (cruising) about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe (Robert Scott points out that Columbus' third ship was the Santa Maria.  The Contract of Santa Fe confirmed his payment for the voyages by the Spanish crown.). Back
20. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's Progress (Pilgrim's Progress is the name of a famous book by John Bunyan). The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this (for the people dying? for the babies being born?). Back
21. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea (taxes on their tea). Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps (a stamp tax was imposed). Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis (these taxes). Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented (Continental) Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin (Virginian), and Benjamin Franklin were two singers (signers = people who sign something) of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats (kites) backwards and declared, "A horse (house) divided against itself cannot stand." (this was actually said by Abraham Lincoln) Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead (not surprisingly!).
Robert Scott points out that “The original writer is confusing two or three events.  The discovery that electricity could be made by rubbing amber "backwards" against the nap of fur (possibly from cats) was made by the Greeks in approx 600 BC. William Gilbert investigated this further in approx 1600 AD, and coined the word "electric".  Benjamin Franklin demonstrated, by not rubbing two, but flying one kite in 1752, that lightning was also electricity. I am tempted to add that, while Franklin is kite dead, Galvani's legs twitch if you put a battery across them”.
Austin Ramano adds “It was neither Abraham Lincoln or Benjamin Franklin who coined the phrase "A house divided against itself cannot stand" but Jesus Christ (Matthew 12:25).  Although it is true that it was actually "said by" (as you put it) all three of them”. Back
22. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility (stability?). Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms (the right to bear arms). Back
23. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent (president). His mother died in infancy (how did she grow up and have children, then? She actually died of milk sickness when Abraham was 9. His sister died due to complications of childbirth), and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands (how could he build a cabin before he was born?!). Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation (Emancipation) Proclamation Back
24. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time (a time of reason). Voltaire invented electricity (electricity was not  invented, and certainly not by Voltaire! Allesandro Volta invented the electric battery in 1779) and also wrote a book called Candy (Candide). Back
25. Gravity was invented (discovered) by Issac Walton (Newton). It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees (this refers to the story about Newton discovering gravity when an apple fell on his head). Back
26. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster (?) which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present (that's a long time to die!) . Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel (Both of them?). Handel was half German half Italian and half English (that's three halves!). He was very large (no wonder, if he had three halves!). Back
Robert Scott points out that “At the age of 21, Bach was reprimanded for "entertaining" a young spinster in the organ loft (not attic).  He later married her, so I suppose he might have "practiced" on her first!  More seriously, he certainly practised on a "spinet" (a forerunner of the harpsichord) which may well have been in the organ loft, or possibly in his brother's attic.  (In this context, you may be intrigued that the spinet was developed from the virginal, presumably after practice.)” Back
27. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music (Although this statement may sound strange, our user Robert Scott has pointed out that “The statement that (in later life) Beethoven wrote music to be played loud (and thumped it out on his piano as he wrote it) because he could no longer appreciate the beauty of quiet passages, is generally held to be true.”). He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him (presumably because he couldn't hear them!). Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this (Beethoven expired/died in 1827). Back
28. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened (that's not possible!) and catapulted into Napoleon (that must have hurt!). Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness (Josephine was barren), she couldn't have any children. Back
29. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West (they said that the sun never set on the British Empire because it was so big that when it was night in, say, London, it was day time in, say, Sydney, Australia). Back
30. Queen Victoria was the longest (reigning) queen. She sat on a thorn (throne) for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign (hard for her reign to continue after her death!). Back
31. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing (producing) by hand and started reproducing (producing) by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up (actually the rivers had been there before that!). Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper (reaper), which did the work of a hundred men. Still reading? Have you no work to do? Back
32. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ (Origin) of the Species. Madman (Madam) Curie discovered radio (radium). And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers (Karl Marx was the co-author of the Communist Manifesto and died in 1883. The Marx brothers were a famous comedy team who made many movies between 1929 and 1949). Back

SUCESS NEXT TO U

I CREATED THIS POST ON 10/10/10...10 HOURS 10 MINUTE 10 SEC.....
SOME OF THE KEY POINTS
JUST NOTE THIS POINTS WHEN U THINK  TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS........

• REASON WHY WINNERS ARE WINNERS BECAUSE  THEY CONTINUE TO DO THINGS ONE DAILY(DAY TO DAY) BASIS.SOME TIMES THEY ALSO DONT LIKE TO DO SOME IMPORTANT WORKS.......BUT FINALLY THEY  WILL COMPLETE  THE WORK WEATHER THEY DONT LIKE IT OR NOT .FAILURE PERSON DONT DO THAT
• WORK HARD.......BUT SMARTLY
• SET THE GOALS INITIALLY,BELIEVE IT AND DONT TURN BACK WHEN U PROCEED
• WHY MANY PEOPLE FAILS ....JUST LOOK IN TO U .WHY U FAILED.......AGAIN AND AGAIN ..........THE ANSWER IS WE REPEAT THE SAME SET OF PROCEDURES AGAIN AND AGAIN  EVEN IT LEADS TO FAILURES......BECAUSE WE ARE COMFORTABLE WITH IT..............JUST CHANGE THE OLD METHODS......TRY NEW APPLICABLE NEW METHODS.........U CAN FEEL THE CHANGE.......

JUST TRY TO REMEMBER THE POINTS WHEN U TRY TO START WORK IT WILL MAKE THE DIFFERENCE..............

MOST COMMON HUMAN BODY LANGUAGES AND THEIR MEANING

FRIENDS HERA ARE SOME OF THE BODY LANGUAGES AND THEIR MEANING 
THIS MAY HELP IN YOUR REAL LIFE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE TRY TO COMMUNICATE 
THEIR WORDS NOT BE RELIABLE BUT THIS BODY LANGUAGES WONT LIE
Gesture: Brisk, erect walk
Meaning: Confidence
Gesture: Standing with hands on hips
Meaning: Readiness, aggression
Gesture: Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly
Meaning: Boredom
Gesture: Sitting, legs apart
Meaning: Open, relaxed
Gesture: Arms crossed on chest
Meaning: Defensiveness
Gesture: Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched
Meaning: Dejection
Gesture: Hand to cheek
Meaning: Evaluation, thinking
Gesture: Touching, slightly rubbing nose
Meaning: Rejection, doubt, lying
Gesture: Rubbing the eye
Meaning: Doubt, disbelief
Gesture: Hands clasped behind back
Meaning: Anger, frustration, apprehension
Gesture: Locked ankles
Meaning: Apprehension
Gesture: Head resting in hand, eyes downcast
Meaning: Boredom
Gesture: Rubbing hands
Meaning: Anticipation
Gesture: Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed
Meaning: Confidence, superiority
Gesture: Open palm
Meaning: Sincerity, openness, innocence
Gesture: Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed
Meaning: Negative evaluation
Gesture: Tapping or drumming fingers
Meaning: Impatience
Gesture: Steepling fingers
Meaning: Authoritative
Gesture: Patting/fondling hair
Meaning: Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Gesture: Quickly tilted head
Meaning: Interest
Gesture: Stroking chin
Meaning: Trying to make a decision
Gesture: Looking down, face turned away
Meaning: Disbelief
Gesture: Biting nails
Meaning: Insecurity, nervousness
Gesture: Pulling or tugging at ear
Meaning: Indecision
Gesture: Prolonged tilted head
Meaning: Boredom

VERY USEFULL RUN COMMANDS

To Access?. Run Command
The shortcut to RUN command is "Windows Key + R"
Accessibility Controls
access.cpl
Add Hardware Wizard
hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs
appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools
control.exe admintools
Automatic Updates
wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard
fsquirt
Calculator
calc
Certificate Manager
certmgr.msc
Character Map
charmap
Check Disk Utility
chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer
clipbrd
Command Prompt
cmd
Component Services
dcomcnfg
Computer Management
compmgmt.msc
Date and Time Properties
timedate.cpl
DDE Shares
ddeshare
Device Manager
devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (if installed)*
directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter
dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility
cleanmgr
Disk Defragment
dfrg.msc
Disk Management
diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager
diskpart
Display Properties
control.exe desktop
Display Properties
desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected)
control.exe color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility
drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility
verifier
Event Viewer
eventvwr.msc
File Signature Verification Tool
sigverif
Findfast
findfast.cpl
Folders Properties
control.exe folders
Fonts
control.exe fonts
Fonts Folder
fonts
Free Cell Card Game
freecell
Game Controllers
joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)
gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game
mshearts
Iexpress Wizard
iexpress
Indexing Service
ciadv.msc
Internet Properties
inetcpl.cpl
Java Control Panel (if installed)
jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (if installed)
javaws
Keyboard Properties
control.exe keyboard
Local Security Settings
secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups
lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows
logoff
Mcft Chat
winchat
Minesweeper Game
winmine
Mouse Properties
control.exe mouse
Mouse Properties
main.cpl
Network Connections
control.exe netconnections
Network Connections
ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard
netsetup.cpl
Nview Desktop Manager (if installed)
nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager
packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator
odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard
osk
Opens AC3 Filter (if installed)
ac3filter.cpl
Pa**word Properties
pa**word.cpl
Performance Monitor
perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor
perfmon
Phone and Modem Options
telephon.cpl
Power Configuration
powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes
control.exe. printers or control printers
Printers Folder
printers
Private Character Editor
eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed)
QuickTime.cpl
Regional Settings
intl.cpl
Registry Editor
regedit
Registry Editor
regedit32
Removable Storage
ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests
ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy
rsop.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof)
rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras
sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks
control.exe schedtasks or control schedtasks
Security Center
wscui.cpl
Services
services.msc
Shared Folders
fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows
shutdown
Sounds and Audio
mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game (if installed)
spider
SQL Client Configuration
cliconfg
System Configuration Editor
sysedit
System Configuration Utility
msconfig
System File Checker Utility
sfc
System Properties
sysdm.cpl
Task Manager
taskmgr
Telnet Client
telnet
User Account Management
nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager
utilman
Windows Firewall
firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier
magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure
wmimgmt.msc
Windows System Security Tool
syskey
Windows Update Launches
wupdmgr
Windows XP Tour Wizard
tourstart
Wordpad
write

MODERN DAY WEAPONS IN BIBLE

John's Description of Helicopters
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given
the key of the bottomless pit.
" And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great
furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
" And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the
scorpions of the earth have power.
" And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green
thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
" And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five
months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
" And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall
flee from them.
" And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were
as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
" And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
" And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as
the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
" And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was
to hurt men five months.
" And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew
tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.
And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on
their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of
men."
" And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails:
" And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their
wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle."
John also describes modern day tanks, as he describes as horses, and the sound of missles come out
of their mouths like roaring lions.
Jeremiah also describes the Horses in the end time as caterpillars which tanks do look like with the
tracks that they have on the Bottom, “cause the horses to come up as the rough caterpillars” (Jer
51:27).

MODERN DAY WEAPONS

ADOUT MODERN DAYS WEAPONS IN THE BIBLE

Imagine how the prophets would describe missiles,tankers and other modern day weapons before 2000 years ago yes it happened in bible
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Without exception, all prophets, Jesus Christ, and the apostles included, prophesied that, as this
present age came to a close, the accompanying events would bring despair to all men for fear of the
possible annailation of all mankind. After speaking words of warning concerning this time of
tribulation, Jesus Christ climaxed his remarks with a pronouncement of marked significance: "And
except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those
days shall be shortened" (Matt 24:22).
Scientists, many of whom are agnostics, are confirming this possibility of the total destruction of the
earth and all of its inhabitants. Men are therefore living in dread of what might happen and consequently

the words of Jesus Christ are being fulfilled in our generation.
"Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth:
for the powers of heaven shall be shaken" (Luke 21:26). The reference here is to the unlocking of the
secrets of the atom. The destructive uses for which the knowledge is utilized has put the world in
fear.
The book of revelation shows the spectacular display of atomic power centuries beyond its time:
"And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were
moved out of their places" (Rev 6:14). Describing in his own first century language, John shows a
nuclear blast, that destroys islands, and land masses out of their place.
"And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain
and island were moved out of their places" (Rev 6:14)
The description of this atomic blast was not possible, even in modern times, until the first actual
explosion of an atomic bomb became a fact of history.
The prophect Zacariah reveals the effects of Nuclear war when he wrote: "And this shall be the
plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh
shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their
holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth" (14:12). There is nothing like this but
nuclear war!
"And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch
men with fire.
" And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over
these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.
" And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of
darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,
" And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their
deeds" (Rev 16:8-11).
The Prophets saw also, all types of modern weapons in the arsenals of nations preparing for war.
John saw, and describing in his own language, the firing of these missiles that were launched from
rocket pads and sped through the sky. Joel as well describes the same thing.
"and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and
it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;"
(Rev 8:10).
"A fire devoureth before them; and behind them a flame burneth:" (Joel
2:3).

John's Description of Tanks

"And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and
them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire,
and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of
the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of
their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.
" By these three was the third part of men killed,
by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone,
which issued out of their mouths.
" For their power is in their mouth, and in their
tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and
had heads, and with them they do hurt" (Rev
9:17-19).
The Bible accurately describes the events of the modern technology of our day. In Daniel chapter 12
verse 4 shows, that in the end time knowledge would increase very rapidely, and that world travel
would occur at a tremedous rate. Airplanes are the only thing that can fulfill this prophecy. Now we
have the technology to travel around the world in record times. Many statesmen, presidents and
Prime Ministers have travelled the globe many times over. Airplanes are described in the

NOSTRADAMUS'S PREDICTIONS FOR THIS CENTURY (2000 - 2100)

Nostradamus:


"The sky will burn at forty-five degrees,

Fire approaches the great new city,

On the instant a great scattered flame leaps up,

When they will want proof of the Normans."


NOTE:

In this prediction it almost looks as if Nostradamus is describing a modern day nuclear bomb exploding either next to or right above a city. He describes this even clearer when he mentions that "on the instant" (just like the mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb which comes up from the ground instantly) a "great scattered flame" will "leap up from the ground" (another clue that it could be a nuclear explosion), and "approaches the great new city". He also mentions that the "sky will burn at forty-five degrees), perhaps again describing the effects of a mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb.

As far as the "great new city" that he mentions. That could be just about any city. However, I have my own theories as to it being related to the last two predictions which I believe describe some kind of a nuclear or biological attack on the city of Rome, Italy.

As I mentioned before, it is obvious that many Islamic fanatics want to destroy any historical cities related to Christianity. And to do away with Christianity all-together. Rome, Italy falls into the category of a major historical city for Christianity. And what better way to destroy it than with a Nuclear Bomb?

A nuclear explosion occurs as a result of the rapid release of energy from an intentionally high-speed nuclear reaction. The driving reaction may be nuclear fission, nuclear fusion or a multistage cascading combination of the two, though to date all fusion based weapons have used a fission device to initiate fusion, and a pure fusion weapon remains a hypothetical device. Atmospheric nuclear explosions are associated with "mushroom clouds", although mushroom clouds can occur with large chemical explosions, and it is possible to have an air-burst nuclear explosion without these clouds. Nuclear explosions produce large amounts of radiation and radioactive debris.



The dominant effects of a nuclear weapon (the blast and thermal radiation) are the same physical damage mechanisms as conventional explosives, but the energy produced by a nuclear explosive is millions of times more per gram and the temperatures reached are in the tens of megakelvins.

The energy released from a nuclear weapon detonated in the troposphere can be divided into four basic categories:

* Blast—40-50% of total energy
* Thermal radiation—30-50% of total energy
* Ionizing radiation—5% of total energy
* Residual radiation—5-10% of total energy

However, depending on the design of the weapon and the environment in which it is detonated the energy distributed to these categories can be increased or decreased to the point of nullification. The blast effect is created by immense amounts of energy, spanning the electromagnetic spectrum, with the surroundings. Locations such as submarine, surface, airburst, or exo-atmospheric determine how much energy is produced as blast and how much as radiation. In general, denser mediums around the bomb, like water, absorb more energy, and create more powerful shockwaves while at the same time limiting the area of its effect.

That is important information about water causing the blast to absorb more energy and create more powerful shockwaves because any country who would have the capabilities to launch a nuclear bomb would also most certainly know beforehand how to increase it's impact on the designated target. And Nostradamus stated in the prediction I posted previously that:

"From the East will come a dreadful act

Which will strike at the Adriatic sea

and the heirs of Romulus (Rome, Italy)."

Obviously, if it turns out to be a nuclear or biological strike on the city of Rome, than the strike on the water next to it would be very clever, because it would increase the amount of damage done to the city because it would absorb more energy before releasing it's blast.

Most of the material damage caused by a nuclear air burst is caused by a combination of the high static overpressures and the blast winds. The long compression of the blast wave weakens structures, which are then torn apart by the blast winds. The compression, vacuum and drag phases together may last several seconds or longer, and exert forces many times greater than the strongest hurricane. Nuclear weapons emit large amounts of electromagnetic radiation as visible, infrared, and ultraviolet light. The chief hazards are burns and eye injuries. On clear days, these injuries can occur well beyond blast ranges. The light is so powerful that it can start fires that spread rapidly in the debris left by a blast.

As far as what Nostradamus says about "they" wanting "proof of the normans", I have yet to come up with a possible meaning for this sentence. What we can take from it immediately, however, is that it will somehow coincide with the attack that Nostradamus seems to be describing in this quatrain.

The Normans were the people who gave their names to Normandy, a region in northern France. They descended from Viking conquerors of the territory and the native population of mostly Frankish and Gallo-Roman stock. So perhaps the last line gives us a clue that some person/country will be wanting/waiting for France to prove something when suddenly this attack takes place.

NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTION ABOUT A MAN FROM INDIA

NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED THAT A GREAT HINDU LEADER WILL RULE INDIA AND HE WILL MAKE INDIA A SUPER POWER


HERI IT IS

This article is written hereby not to bring into disregards the religion of Islam or its followers ..its just to prove on the matter that India indeed can become a Superpower if we strive for it ..and its bound to happen.
Everyone in the West, from statesman to crossing-sweeper, is aware of the fame of NOSTRADAMUS, the French-Jewish seer who died more than 400 years ago. The reason for his extraordinary popularity is quite simple. Many predictions published by Nostradamus in 1555 have been completely vindicated by the passage of time. Writing more than 400 years ago, he not only foresaw the two World Wars of the 20th century, but also came close to mentioning Hitler by name! Earlier on, the French Revolution reached elimination in 1792, as predicted by him.

Incredible? Well, it is almost unbelievable. But even the most strident critics have been silenced by the phenomenal accuracy of the French seer. Of the approximately 2,500 forecasts that he published in his poetic "Centuries", no less than 800 have been precisely fulfilled so far. The remainder covers the period up to the year 3797. The track record of Nostradamus is so perfect that there can be no doubt that the others too will be realized. His "Centuries" are absolutely amazing.

Quatrain 50, Century L
From the peninsula where three seas meet,
Comes the ruler to whom Thursday is holy,
His wisdom and might all nations will greet,
To oppose him in Asia will be folly.

 India is the only peninsula in the entire globe where three seas meet a point and stretch away. The great Hindu leader who will wipe out our enemies will hence be a south Indian who offers worship on Thursdays. It is easy to see why Nostradamus specifically mentions Thursday as the holy day. It is only Hindus who consider Thursday sacred. Moslems pray on Friday; Jews bow before God on Saturday; Christians bawl hymns on Sunday at church. Nostradamus is making it clear here that the conqueror will be a Hindu from South India. He will bind Asia together under his rule.

The Hindu leader, however, will not be a tyrant. He will be ruthless with the Moslem fanatics. But he will win over the communists by persuading them of the timeless varieties of Hinduism. Russia will become India's ally:

Many people claim that this could be Mr.Modi who was elected second time in 2019